Crossword 157: Not Going Anywhere

 
John Atkinson Grimshaw, Moonlight on the Lake, Roundhay Park, Leeds

John Atkinson Grimshaw, Moonlight on the Lake, Roundhay Park, Leeds

 

With this puzzle I embark on my fourth year of providing the world with a weekly crossword and a weekly Victorian novel recommendation.  And I’m not going anywhere.  I’m here for the duration (don’t ask me of what), grimly determined to see it through (whatever it might be).  Nothing can shake my resolve!

Well, we’ll see how I feel tomorrow.


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A crossword of mine appears on Thursday, November 26, in Universal Crossword


Crossword 156: Yet Another Cavalcade of Crosswordese

 
Thomas Francis Dicksee, Ophelia

Thomas Francis Dicksee, Ophelia

 

I conclude this website’s third year with a third cavalcade of crosswordese—a puzzle that combines the tiredest crossword fill I can find into the groanworthiest answer phrases I can imagine.  Its purpose is to arouse in the solver the emotions of morphological pity and alphabetic fear, thereby inducing a catharsis of those emotions (see Aristotle’s Poetics).  

Once cleansed, you’ll find yourself in a mood to donate to the site; so I’ve made that easy for you with the button below.  Donate $10 and you’ll get a crossword filled only with words and phrases current in the Victorian era (and still current today, of course).  Donate $13.50 and you’ll get a 21 x 21 crossword.  Donate $15 and you’ll get both.  Donate $10,000,000 and the site will be renamed in your honor.

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Crossword 154: Nicknames

 
John Atkinson Grimshaw, A Moonlit Lane

John Atkinson Grimshaw, A Moonlit Lane

 

Today’s puzzle has a sequel, involving a further twist, which I’ll make available next week as a bonus.  Meanwhile, here’s another painting by the great Atkinson Grimshaw, this one suitable for Halloweens with full moons.


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A crossword of mine appears today, and another on Thursday, November 5, in Universal Crossword


Crossword 150: Richly Arrayed

 
William Etty, Preparing for a Fancy Dress Ball

William Etty, Preparing for a Fancy Dress Ball

 

Some people seem to think that, just because they never leave the house anymore, they need take no trouble about their dress—that they can sit around all day in sweatpants and t-shirts, or other sartorial atrocities named for bodily fluids or letters of the alphabet, and suffer no debilitating moral effects in consequence.

Not I! When I made this puzzle, I wore a three-piece Oxford-gray vicuna-wool suit trimmed in gold thread, a hand-stitched mulberry-silk shirt of deepest burgundy, a powder-blue diamond-plated necktie, and Belgian linen underwear lined with mink.  I trust that when you solve it you also will array yourself no less richly.


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Crossword 145: And There's More!

 
Edward John Poynter, Andromeda

Edward John Poynter, Andromeda

 

There seems to be a trend nowadays of including more proper names in crosswords, on the theory that it’s fun to allude to cool stuff that fun, cool people like us like.  I haven’t joined this trend, possibly for selfish reasons:  my favorite Victorian novelists almost never show up in crosswords, whereas every other puzzle seems to include at least one Star Wars reference, however gratuitous: THE, for example, clued “Jabba ___ Hutt” or “Use ___ force, Luke!”

So I try to keep proper names out of my fill and also, especially, my themes.  I sigh, more in sorrow than in anger, when I encounter yet another puzzle where the theme turns out to be a set of actors whose last names are also the names of dog breeds, or whatever.  

This time, however, I’ve compromised my standards: half the theme answers contain proper names.  But at least they’re reasonably passé proper names—a vice-president whose term ended in 2000, a children’s cartoon that premiered the same year, and a 1939 movie based on a 1900 novel.  


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Crossword 143: PR Issues

 
John Everett Millais, The Twins, Portrait of Kate Edith and Grace Maud Hoare

John Everett Millais, The Twins, Portrait of Kate Edith and Grace Maud Hoare

 

One theme per puzzle—that’s always been the rule of themed crosswords. But I find myself asking—why? Why adhere blindly to the worn-out conventions of the past? Why thwart human progress with hidebound rules of unity and order? So what if a few reactionary members of the bourgeoisie are shocked or confused? Did that keep Wagner from sonic discord and narrative incoherence? Picasso from crudity and distortion? The Bauhaus from faceless rectangularity? Let the Philistines be shocked; let them be confused! So much the better! Let a crossword have not just one theme, but two!!


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Crossword 140: Beaten Down

 
Edward John Poynter, The Champion Swimmer

Edward John Poynter, The Champion Swimmer

 

If you wait till tomorrow, you’ll find the answer to 24 Down in the title of my crossword in the Los Angeles Times, to which this one serves as a sort of prequel.  Meanwhile, here’s a painting that—while not very clearly related to either puzzle—may at any rate provide a little imaginary relief from this summer’s weather, by which so many of us find ourselves mercilessly beaten down.


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A crossword of mine appears tomorrow, July 26, and another Thursday, July 30, in Universal Crossword. Another crossword of mine also appears tomorrow, July 26, and yet another Friday, July 31, in the Los Angeles Times. Meanwhile, on Thursday, July 30, another crossword of mine appears in

the Wall Street Journal.


Crossword 137: Decease

 
Evelyn de Morgan, The Angel of Death

Evelyn de Morgan, The Angel of Death

 

This is the third and final installment of the trilogy—hence the “cease” of “decease.”  Some critics may think I’ve got the order wrong, as “Defeat,” “Decease,” and “Decomposition” are, in a sense, the final three chapters of anyone’s biography.  

But the more subtly observant puzzle connoisseur will notice that the first pun of the first of the series returns as the final pun of the last of the series, giving the whole a pleasingly cyclical form that, in the face of decline and decay and despair, hints hopefully at renewal.


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A crossword of mine appeared yesterday, July 3, in the Los Angeles Times