Novel 351: Dorothea Gerard, The Rich Miss Riddell (1894)

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A rich but plain woman suspects the sincerity of her lovers.

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Scottish-born Dorothea Gerard (1855 - 1915), who spent much of her early years with her family in Austria, and married an Austrian officer,, set many of her novels in her adopted country; she wrote some 43 of them, some with her sister Emily.

It is “more than merely readable”; the heroine’s troubles “are treated with perfect sympathy, considerable subtlety, and an entire absence of sensationalism”; “the pictures of foreign life are informed by that thorough knowledge and insight familiar to Miss Gerard’s readers.” Athenaeum, June 2, 1894

The author “tells even the slightest story with grace and verve and never fails to introduce us to at least one winsome new acquaintance”; “the book cannot fail to win many readers.” Academy, June 16, 1894

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Crossword 350: Practice Phrases for the Aspirational

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You’ve got on your top hat, white tie, and tails, or your evening gown and string of pearls, and you’re seated at table next to the countess of this or the earl of that, and you’re using the right fork.  “I wonder whether the weather will improve,” you say.  Eyebrows are raised, gazes averted.  Nobody responds.  You’re never invited back.  What, oh what, have you done?  This puzzle supplies you with five practice phrases; learn to pronounce them properly and you may face your next dinner in high society with confidence.

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Novel 350: Beatrice Whitby, Bequeathed (1900)

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A man is devastated by his wife’s death in childbirth.

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Beatrice Whitby (c.1856-1931) wrote some 15 novels between 1889 and 1911.

“Very few of her contemporaries can vie with her in a certain indefinite charm of manner, which renders almost everything she writes very pleasant reading.” Spectator, June 2, 1900

“Not . . . a great book, but it is as good as” many contemporary “much-discussed, much-advertised volumes,” avoiding “second-hand, second-rate smartness”; features “quiet studies in human nature” showing “sympathy and understanding.” Athenaeum, June 2, 1900

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Crossword 349: Strip Joint

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Don’t let the title frighten you: this crossword is, like all my crosswords, free from full or even partial nudity, in fact of “erotic” content of any kind, and appropriate for family solving. In fact, I cleanse various phrases that might have once had an impure implication and redirect them to innocent ends, for my aim as a constructor is and has always been to save the world from itself, one puzzle at a time.

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Novel 349: Holme Lee, Warp and Woof (1861)

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The narrator’s father’s bankruptcy and bullying sister’s ascendancy lead to various further misfortunes.

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For Holme Lee, see Novel 193

“We are delighted with this novel, both because it is quite new, and also because the story is very artistically constructed, as well as extremely interesting; and the subdued and polished style in which it is told adds immensely to the pleasure with which we peruse it”; despite a “too uniform tone of melancholy” it provides “a quiet yet truthful description of one kind of English domestic life.” Westminster Review, January 1862

The characters are “well drawn”; “a work of considerable power and thought, and shows that the authoress possesses a very keen insight into the habits and feelings of her own sex.” Critic, December 14, 1861

A contrasting view:

It has “an atmosphere of gloom so deep that the most pleasurable situation is overshadowed by the misery actors and spectators alike know to exist around them.” The author’s “decided literary power” gives it an “air of truth” that only makes it worse. Spectator, December 7, 1861

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Crossword 348: Phrasemaking

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I’ve made seven phrases for today’s puzzle; my legal team is having them all properly copyrighted, or patented, or trademarked, or whatever—maybe all three.  Meanwhile, I demand that everyone in the world refrain from using them (unless for nonprofit educational purposes) until they have entered the public domain in, I believe, February 2131.

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Novel 348: Eleanor Frances Poynter, The Failure of Elisabeth (1890)

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An innocent young lady falls in love with a stingy old clergyman.

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For Poynter, see Novels 145 and 195.

“A little too long” but “a pleasing, wholesome story” with “carefully drawn distinctive characters.” Athenaeum, May 10, 1890

“The characters . . . are carefully drawn” and the “style . . . is at once strong, flowing, and lucid.” Academy, June 7, 1890

“The story contains some very lifelike and entertaining sketches of the manners and customs of British subjects habitually resident in foreign boarding-houses.” Saturday Review, June 21, 1890

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Crossword 347: Put It in Reverse

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Lately I find I make crosswords mainly to give myself a pretext for railing in these comments against things I dislike. A couple of weeks ago it was orange and blue; before that it was dogs; before that it was something else. I can’t keep track of them all; I need to compile an inventory so that I don’t forget to dislike any of them.

Today it’s the back-up beeper, the piercing tones of which announce to everyone within a radius of a mile or two, and especially to everyone who might be napping, or reading quietly, or listening to soft music, that SOMEthing SOMEwhere is BACKing UP. I think there might be a special suite of rooms in hell where the popularizers and profiteers of the back-up beeper, and the leaf blower, and the car alarm sit forever and ever and ever deprived of all sensory experience except the beeps and the wails and the whining roars they inflicted on the rest of us in life. I won’t say I hope so, because that would be cruel, but I will say that I can easily reconcile such a possibility with the existence of a just and loving God.

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Novel 347: Margaret Oliphant, The Cuckoo in the Nest (1892)

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An innkeeper’s daughter seeks to marry into a genteel family.

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For Oliphant, see Novels 007, 008, 056, 107, 152, 205, 206 and 266.

Oliphant “has seldom, to our thinking, made a completer portrait than that of” this novel’s heroine. “Her insight into the byways of manner and modes of thought of a certain class” is “admirable” Athenaeum, September 24, 1892

The main character is “presented with such searching truthfulness and such fine dramatic realism, that the book is worthy of a place beside the most brilliant of its predecessors.” Spectator, December 3, 1892

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Crossword 346: Cutbacks

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Times are hard here at David Alfred Bywaters’s Crossword Cavalcade and Fortnightly Victorian Novel Recommender.  With the new year, our emergency Covid funds have run out. We’ve had to lay off 30 percent of our staff.  We’ve considered crossing fewer words; after some painful soul-searching we’ve decided instead to lower the quality of our recommended novels by 20 percent.

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Novel 346: Charlotte Dunning Wood, A Step Aside (1886)

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In New York City, the relationship of a poor teacher and an ambitious young clerk is troubled by poverty.

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For Wood, see Novel 287.

The hero is “described with much genuine feeling”; the heroine is “a sweet and natural character”; the author “does not attempt to excite her readers, but she both interests them and touches their hearts.” Athenaeum, October 9, 1886

Dunning “contrives to tell a very unobtrusive story with interest and charm, and lets her characters display themselves.” Saturday Review, November 13, 1886

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Crossword 345: Off Color

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Some things are the wrong color. The blue once associated politically with Toryism and the red with Communism have now become, by a process I don’t understand, the colors of Democrats and Republicans.  The screamingly orange subway benches on some New York City lines make sudden violence seem probable and even appropriate.  And orange should never under any circumstances be juxtaposed with blue, in logos, in school colors, in textiles, or anywhere else.  FedEx, and the University of Illinois, and certain Scottish clans, please take note.

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Novel 345: Thomas Cobb, Mr. Passingham (1899)

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A peeress seeks to break off her son’s engagement.

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For Cobb, see Novels 043, 146, and 216.

“Neat workmanship and artistic reticence.” Spectator, May 20, 1899

A different view:

“The workmanlike skill and cleverness with which this story is put together, its smart and epigrammatic dialogue, and more than one excellent character outline, combine to increase the regret, which grows in reading it, that so much ability should have been bestowed upon such poor material. Thin, stagey, and well-worn are the devices and developments.” Athenaeum, July 22, 1899

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Crossword 344: The First Noel

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Attentive solvers will recall that, 183 crosswords ago, I posted a puzzle called “Noels” (see Crossword 161), so this puzzle is not, they will suppose, my first “noel.”  In fact, however, this is the prequel to Crossword 161, the second part of a projected “noel” trilogy, which will in turn form the first part of a trilogy of trilogies all exploring my “noel” universe, and all of which should appear, if not by the end of the century, early in the next.  So stay tuned!

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Novel 344: Justin McCarthy, Donna Quixote (1879)

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A dying man marries the woman he loves so that she can inherit his wealth; she tries to do good with it.

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For McCarthy, see Novels 059, 163, and 220.

It “has in its characters and its descriptions as much freshness and as much humour as we have observed in the author's former novels, combined with more than hints of a strength which he has not before exhibited”; it is “the best novel that we have read for a considerable time.” Saturday Review, December 13, 1879

“Mr. Justin McCarthy’s novels rank among the select few which deserve to be as popular a hundred years hence as they are now.  Contemporaries welcome them chiefly for the sake of plots which, though slight, are always interesting, and heroes and heroines in whose fortunes even the most hardened novel reader cannot fail to sympathise.  Posterity will turn to them for the social aspect of our time, illustrated by subordinate characters each of whom typifies some current whim or folly.  And, notwithstanding Mr. McCarthy’s keen sense of humour, these types are portraits, not caricatures, their outlines being sharpened and their tints deepened only to such an extent as the true artist permits himself.” Academy, December 27, 1879

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Crossword 343: Dealing with Affronts

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True happiness comes, I have found, not from riches or love or power, but simply from the ability to endure calmly the many affronts—to common sense, to simple morality, to good taste—that the world forces upon us every day. This puzzle is designed to give you practice in cultivating that invaluable skill.

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Novel 343: Charlotte Yonge, The Stokesley Secret (1861)

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Nine sibling children save up to buy a poor neighbor a pig.

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For Yonge, see Novels 003, 053, 103, 155, 210, and 261.  This, a children’s novel, relatively brief and very charming, shows clearly her unique genius at characterization.

“There is something very natural and true in the picture of school-room life:  the little naughtinesses, the petty teasings, the small vexations, will be familiar to every member of a large family party.” Athenaeum, November 2, 1861

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Crossword 342: Stupid Puns

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This title is, of course, tautological.  All puns are stupid.  Words that sound the same have different meanings.  So what?  Who cares?  Why fill a crossword with such stuff when you can fill it instead with actors, or athletes, or other celebrities who embody your tastes, or values, or identity, or whatever?  Alas, having vowed to read every Victorian novel, I have no time for television, or movies, or social media; and so, not knowing the names of any celebrities, I’m left to embody my tastes, and values, and identity all by myself, and to fill my crosswords with stupid puns.

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Novel 342: Katherine Biggar, The Fair Carew (1851)

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A girl is led into a secret marriage with an army officer called to war.

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About Katherine Biggar, nothing is known but her name (which Troy J. Bassett finds in her publisher's accounts), and that she wrote two novels, of which this was the first.

It has “no ordinary merit.” “The authoress . . . would seem to have reckoned throughout her labours more upon the reader’s appreciation of a quiet pen well informed of the petty vices and foibles of human nature, than upon his desire to be enthralled by harrowing descriptions and astounding situations, that form no part of the natural and every-day business of life.” However, much of it is “tedious if not unprofitable.” Literary Gazette, November 29, 1851

It has an “extremely interesting plot”; an “unusual number of characters” are “finished with the nicest and most discriminating skill”; “one of the pleasantest, most sensible, and best-written works of fiction we have lately had to report on.” Bentley’s Miscellany, January 1852

A contrasting view:

“We cannot recognize in the The Fair Carew any power of eloquence, nor any acuteness of observation. The story is not without interest, though made up of threadbare materials. The best quality in the book is the power of sketching character, which, though it does not go beyond sketching, has nevertheless a distinctiveness and freedom of touch which give hope of future excellence.” Leader and Saturday Analyst, November 22, 1851

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Crossword 341: Progressive Ism

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The arc of history bends towards today’s crossword.

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