Novel 309: Henry Harland, Grandison Mather (1889)

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In New York City, a young married man loses his fortune and is forced to make a living.

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“Bright, fresh, and interesting.” Academy, September 21, 1889

“A clever and lively novel”; the plot is “highly ingenious.” Athenaeum, March 1, 1889

“A lively story.” Saturday Review, July 19, 1889

A contrasting view:

“If we could hear such a tale, as agreeably told, some leisurely summer afternoon, we would not consider the twenty minutes required to tell it wasted by raconteur or audience.  But this is a printed book, 387 pages long, and there is a great deal we ought to read in this world, and very little time to do it in.” Hartford Courant, May 22, 1889

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Crossword 308: Do Not Bend

Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Among the Ruins

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Today’s puzzle’s title is of course drawn from the warnings commonly found on packages containing machine-readable documents or frame-worthy prints.  But for me it’s also a motto to live by.  When I’m faced with a dispute, having taken care in advance to place myself beyond all doubt on the right side, I refuse ever to compromise, knowing as I do that any deviation from my side must arise from some fundamentally wrong and probably evil motive in my opponents, dishonestly concealed.  Rather than bend in any direction, I vilify those opponents ever more scurrilously, until either they or I tire of arguing. This may not get anyone anywhere, but it passes the time, and it helps me feel good about myself, which is after all (on the advice of my therapist) the point of most everything I do.

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Novel 308: Emily Lawless, A Chelsea Householder (1882)

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A young artist spends time painting in the New Forest, managing her house in Chelsea, and staying with her farmer grandfather in Norfolk.

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The Hon. Emily Lawless (1845-1913), daughter of an Irish baron, wrote some nine novels between 1892 and 1898.

“Cleverly written, with a good deal of natural aptitude and scarcely any sign of effort.  Both the subject and its treatment are fresh, and the story moves on smoothly and lightly.” Athenaeum, October 28, 1882

“The story . . . is essentially a pleasant one”; the title character’s “griefs are just sufficiently deep and prolonged to furnish that vital necessity for truth in the portraiture of human life, which all but the absolutely ignorant or the hopelessly silly must demand as a condition of their accepting the likeness at all; her virtues are attractive, but not overpowering, and her vexations are so amusing that one is sorry to part with them”; “The author has succeeded perfectly in making her heroine real to the reader”; “a very bright and pleasing novel.” Spectator, November 4, 1882

A contrasting view (from a critic who appears not to have read the novel, well over half of which is not set in London):

“A London novel, interminable as London streets and as generally dreary.” New York Times, May 27, 1883

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Crossword 307: The Abyss

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“When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you,” wrote Friedrich Nietzche, in “Beyond Good and Evil.”  So, wanting to get beyond good and evil myself, I gazed into the abyss.  Much to my disappointment, it didn’t gaze into me. In fact it didn’t do much of anything at all but just lie there being fathomless.  So I didn’t get beyond good and evil.  But I did get an idea for a crossword.

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Novel 307: Charlotte Yonge, The Clever Woman of the Family (1865)

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A young woman thinks too well of herself.

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Here is another novel by the great Charlotte Yonge (for whom see Novels 003, 053, 103, 155, 210, and 261).

Yonge “spares no pains to discover fresh varieties of character, or to define them sharply and distinctly.  For these reasons her stories are generally worth a great deal of study. . . . ‘The Clever Woman of the Family’ is well written, and teaches a good moral. . . . Upon the whole . . . the book will be read with pleasure; and it has this great advantage over many recent novels, that the author has evidently had some personal acquaintance with the phases of society that she describes.” Athenaeum, April 8, 1865

“Unquestionably the best of her novels, and a book that any writer of the day might be proud to own.  In the management of a large family no one . . . is equal to Miss Yonge; she absolutely revels in the pranks and frolics of ten or a dozen brothers and sisters, all discriminated in character with a nicety of touch that belongs to a woman’s pen alone.” New York Times, June 19, 1865

A contrasting view:

“We are transported into a somewhat mawkish paradise of earnest people. . . . The purposeless anatomy of small feminine scruples and self-communings is carried out to a tedious extent.” Reader, May 27,1865

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Crossword 306: It’s Curtains for Us!

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As part of my innovative, ground-breaking, take-no-prisoners, bourgeoisie-shocking, taboo-shattering, avant-garde crossword project, I offer here a puzzle that’s not afraid to deal with the brutal, grim, soul-deadening, filth-encrusted underside of life.  I warn you, however, that this is dark stuff, not for the faint of heart or the weak of knee.  Do you have the inner strength to endure and the aesthetic discrimination to appreciate the most advanced cultural productions of our age?  Prove it by solving, and enjoying, and praising this puzzle!

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Novel 306: Mary Cholmondeley, Sir Charles Danvers (1889)

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On the death of her cosmopolitan grandmother, a virtuous young lady is sent to live with a rector uncle in a dull town.

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This is a sort of sequel to last fortnight’s novel, though much longer, and very different in tone.

“The author’s somewhat dangerous experiment—at this early period of her career—in continuing some of the threads of her first story has been entirely justified in its execution. The hero is at least as humorous as ever, the new heroine is also very sprightly and amusing.” Athenaeum, November 9, 1889

“Novels so amusing, so brightly written, so full of simple sense and witty observation . . . are not found every day.” Saturday Review, December 7, 1889

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Crossword 305: Deism / Deist

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As I’ve mentioned before, the crossword constructors of today aren’t content simply to amuse their audience—they want to improve it, to better humanity one solver at a time.  Most of them can think of no more effective way of doing this than by including in their grids people and things they think good, and excluding from them people and things they think bad, in the hope that solvers will be led to adopt their own exemplary opinions.  Not I—my crosswords transcend such trivial concerns. Today’s pair of crosswords, for example, force the solver to grapple with one of the most fundamental questions of the human condition: Is there a god?  Solving these crosswords may not tell you directly, but it will deepen your understanding of the question and so, in a way, of the world, and of yourself.

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Novel 305: Mary Cholmondeley, The Danvers Jewels (1887)

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A man entrusted with carrying jewels from India to England runs into trouble.

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For Cholmondeley, see Novel 024.

“One of the most ingenious of crimes is detailed in The Danvers Jewels, and the secret is well kept until the end; then it is brought home in a manner that will surprise the reader. . . . a study of really considerable interest” Academy, September 3, 1887

“Those who read the little sensational novel called ‘The Danvers Jewels,’ when it came out two years ago, must certainly have done so with pleasure.” Athenaeum, November 9, 1889

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Crossword 304: Adaptation

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In my remarks on my last puzzle I had occasion to mention my alienation from alienation; today I recommend a better reaction to a sense of personal difference and exclusion: adaptation.  It’s what allows us individually to survive and collectively to evolve.  If you don’t fit in, if you’re different from other people, change!  Nonconformists, mavericks, contrarians—who needs them? Join the herd!  And if that herd is stampeding over a cliff, you’ll live a little longer by stampeding with it than by falling beneath it, and die maybe a little less unpleasantly.

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A crossword of mine appears this Friday, June 7, as a guest puzzle for Matt Gaffney's Weekly Crossword Contest.

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Novel 304: Mrs. Alexander, A Crooked Path (1889)

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A virtuous young lady is driven by poverty to do wrong.

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This is the seventh novel I have recommended by the great “Mrs. Alexander.” For the others, see my index of works by recommended authors.

The characters are “finely sketched and delicately discriminated,” the dialogue “delightfully human and individually characteristic.” Saturday Review, August 10, 1889

“The story takes form and colour as it proceeds, and the characters impress us gradually with their force in the only natural manner.” Athenaeum, August 10, 1889

The author, “one of the most capable producers of . . . circulating-library fiction” has “never done anything better.” Spectator, August 31, 1889

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Crossword 303: Alienation

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Do you feel like everybody else is part of something from which you alone have been excluded?  Well, everybody else feels just the same way—everybody else, that is, except me, because I’m not like everybody else. 

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A crossword of mine appears Monday, May 20, in The Wall Street Journal

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Novel 303: F.C. Philips, As in a Looking Glass (1885)

James Jacques Joseph Tissot, A Woman of Ambition

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A twice-divorced woman schemes to regain social respectability.

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Frances Charles Philips (1849-1921) was an army officer and a barrister before becoming a novelist; he wrote some 28 works of fiction, of which this was the first.

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“Mr. Philips’s story is a work of art, and, being much superior to the rough sketches of an average novelist, it discharges the true function of every work of art by representing things as they actually are, and teaching the observer to discriminate between appearances and realities.” Saturday Review, March 6, 1886

A contrasting view:

“As in a Looking-Glass is an essentially bad book.  I wish it had not been necessary to say this, as it is written with much sprightliness. . . .  The novel is vulgar and disgusting, and, in some respects, worse than any of M. Zola’s; but, in the present temper of the novel-reading public, it will probably be read all the more on that account.” Academy, September 19, 1885

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Crossword 302: Animal Trailers

Ralph Hedley, The Market Wagon

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Are you feeling sad again, depressive solver?  Is your advice ignored?  Are your merits unrecognized?  Is all your love in vain?  I remember feeling that way myself once, years ago, before I became a fabulously successful, universally adored crossword constructor.  In particular I remember one day, when I was driving sorrowfully down a rural highway, barely holding back the tears of self-pity, I happened to pass an enormous trailer full of pigs, crammed ruthlessly together, hopelessly confused, mortally terrified—with good reason, as they were headed, no doubt, to the slaughterhouse—and I thought, what do I have to complain about?  Today’s puzzle is a memento of that moment of insight.  Stop whining and solve it.

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302 Animal Trailers

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A crossword of mine appears Tuesday, May 7, in The Wall Street Journal

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Novel 302: Amy Levy, The Romance of a Shop (1888)

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Four sisters, nearly bankrupt at the death of their father, set up a photography shop.

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Amy Levy (1861-1889) wrote only three novels before her early death by suicide.  This level-headed, good-natured account of four young women’s struggle against adversity would not lead one to expect such a fate for its author.

“Miss Levy’s story is bright and fresh; there is a dash of originality in the idea and plenty of spirit in its execution”; it is “told with both humour and pathos.” Athenaeum, October 27, 1888

“There is a quality of ‘liveness’ in the book, a faculty of dialogue, and some scraps and bits of character drawing here and there, which carry the reader pleasantly through for the present, and give good promise for the future.” Academy, November 19, 1888

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Crossword 301: Alternative Medicine

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On March 26, 1665, Samuel Pepys, the great English diarist, recorded that he had lately enjoyed an unusually long spell of good health and wondered what had caused it.  Three possibilities occurred to him:  the possession of a rabbit’s foot (an excellent “preservative against wind”), the avoidance of sleeping on his back (which tended to make his “water the next morning . . . very hot”), or the “taking of a pill of turpentine every morning.”  Now, as a confirmed disbeliever in conventional medicine, as in all things based on reason and logic, I’ve tried each of these remedies myself, without however noticing much good effect, though the last of them may have had something to do with the state of mind in which I thought up today’s puzzle.

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301 Alternative Medicine

Novel 301: Robert Grant, Unleavened Bread (1900)

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A young American woman confuses her ideals with her social ambitions.

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Here is another novel by Grant, for whom see Novel 257.

Grant “presents a drama of life; he marshals a variety of characters, each original and vital; his central figure is a unique creation, drawn with the unfaltering hand of a master. The reader will rejoice in what is distinctly a new book, as full of freshness as of vigor.” New York Times, May 19, 1900

“The book . . . has completely conquered us. It has triumphed both over our prejudices and over our purpose. Not only that, but a very careful reading of it compels us at the outset to say that no American writer for many years has wrought out a work of fiction so full of meaning, so admirable in its literary quality, and so large and comprehensive in its scope as this book of Mr. Grant’s. We came to scoff, but we have remained to praise; and Unleavened Bread deserves not only all the praise that we shall give it, but a much more exhaustive and critical consideration than any that is possible to us in these pages at the present time. Mr. Grant’s novel has certain qualities about it which are rarely found in anything that resembles an harmonious combination. In the first place, it is a most accurate and adequate study of character. In the second place, it is a most interesting story, one which compels you to read it to the end and then to read it once again, in order to revert to certain passages and episodes of which the full significance is not clearly understood at the time of the first reading. Again, it is almost the only novel that we know of which can be called American in the true sense of that word. . . .  Unleavened Bread has the rare merit of growing more and more absorbingly interesting as it nears the end. No casual review can do justice to the admirable skill which Mr. Grant has shown in the development and conduct of the story, nor can we give an adequate idea of the point, the keenness and the pungency with which he has hit off a thousand little things, each of which, in itself, is of no particular importance, but all of which when taken together make the book a marvellous picture of American life today. The social part of it and the political part of it deserve equal praise; and while the local colour—whether the scene be Benham or New York or Washington—is perfect, the story as a whole is free from localism and is absolutely national.” Bookman, July 1900.

A contrasting view:

“The book leaves a painful impression. It is a powerful attack on what Judge Grant takes to be the shallow intellectual culture of the ‘new woman,’ with her catchwords of supposed progress, but the need of such a book is not apparent. Selma is neither natural nor typical of anything. The best that we can say of the book is that ‘Unleavened Bread’ will be talked about.” Chicago Daily Tribune, May 19, 1900

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Crossword 300: CCC(-)entering

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Three hundred!  It’s an important number.  There are three hundred days in the year, if you don’t count the other sixty-five or so.  There were three hundred Spartans at the Battle of Thermopylae.  Three hundred years ago today, J.S. Bach’s St. John’s Passion had its debut.  In 300 A.D., Micheon (as Wikipedia informs us) became the ruler of the Korean kingdom of Goguryeo, and Li Shou, future emperor of the Cheng Han dynasty, was born.  And so today, in honor of Li Shou, and Micheon, and St. John, and J.S. Bach, and all those fearless Spartans,  I post my 300th crossword.

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Novel 300: W.E. Norris, The Rogue (1888)

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A cosmopolitan young man inherits a country estate, then has to deal with his older nephew, whose boyish charm and speculative ventures cause trouble.

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Here is yet another novel by Norris, for whom see Novels 002, 054, 104, 156, 209, and 260.

“The story is excellent, the characters stand firmly upon their feet, and the style has that combination of smoothness and vigour which is so difficult to achieve and so charming when achieved; . . . one of the cleverest and brightest novels of the season.” Spectator, November 24, 1888

“Mr. Andrew Lang, in a recent number of the Contemporary Review made a remark to the effect that Mr. W. E. Norris was—if I may use an advertising phrase—an ‘excellent substitute’ for Thackeray. Such a comparison is meant to be complimentary, but it is apt to be damaging. Mr. Norris is not Thackeray, but he is himself, and our plain duty is to be grateful for the mercies of the present without casting a regretful glance at the mercies of the past. . . .  There is not a conventional or clumsily-drawn portrait in the book, even supernumeraries . . . being finished to the finger-tips. . . .  In happy little bits of phrasing The Rogue is very rich . . . When the book-maker of the future compiles a volume of the ‘Wit and Wisdom of W.E. Norris,’ he will find The Rogue a happy hunting-ground.” Academy, November 24, 1888

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The above links are, for the present, inoperable, because the British Library’s website has not yet recovered from a criminal attack. Meanwhile, a downloadable version of the novel, in its complete form, is, apparently, otherwise unavailable. Google Books offers volume 1 of the 2-volume Tauchnitz edition here:

https://books.google.com/books?id=R81g2tDo7ucC&newbks=1&newbks_redir=0&dq=w.e.%20norris%20the%20rogue&pg=PP5#v=onepage&q&f=false

and volume 2 of the original 3-volume edition here:

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A site called Hathi Trust offers downloadable pdfs only to members of elite institutions, though the texts inolved are and have long been in the public domain. I am excluded; probably you are too. But we can page through the novel online here:

https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=uiug.30112052949465&seq=7

The whole situation neatly illustrates a sad internet irony: in order to block criminals, web sites put in place elaborate security barriers that block honest users—but don’t block criminals.

Crossword 299: Six-Pack

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Here’s another six-pack of heady, refreshing theme entries, cold-filtered and beechwood-aged as usual.  Given their intoxicating wit, you might want to share them with a friend, or space their consumption over two or three days, just to be safe.

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