Novel 264: Anthony Hope, The Indiscretion of the Duchess (1894)

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An English gentleman stays at the home of a French duchess in the duke’s absence; unexpected consequences, involving a beautiful singer and a valuable necklace, ensue.

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Here is another breezy but involving novel by Hope (see Novel 124).

“It is dramatic and thrilling, and keeps the reader aroused from cover to cover.  It is also charmingly written. . . .  No one can help becoming engrossed in the book.  But it is not a story with a purpose.” Congregationalist, November 22, 1894

“The interest is, by turns, pleasantly sentimental or strongly exciting.  There are strange happenings in every chapter. . . .  The element of dramatic suspense is skillfully contrived and well sustained.  The story is wildly ‘improbable,’ but it is purposely so.  The improbable has a wholesome tonic effect when the literary malady called ‘realism’ is epidemic.” New York Times, November 24, 1894

A (somewhat) contrasting view:

If Hope “does not excite us much, or stir our deeper emotions, he at least succeeds in keeping us amused and awake.  It would be absurd to talk about literature in connexion with such a book . . . and it would be uncharitable to deny that it is of more than average merit regarded as a means of intellectual entertainment of quite as high a kind as collecting crests or taming white mice.  We must have something to read after dinner, and we might just as well turn the leaves of The Indiscretion of the Duchess as struggle with the evening paper.” Saturday Review, December 1, 1894

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Crossword 263: Teaser Rates

Augustus Leopold Egg, A Teasing Riddle

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I confess that when I applied the title “Teaser Rates” to this puzzle, I wasn’t sure exactly of the phrase’s meaning.  Was it a sibling-behavior phenomenon studied by child psychologists?  Was it a metric for hair salon workers whose compensation is based in part on the size of their tonsorial creations?  It turns out that, like the title of Crossword 144, it’s just another dubious financial practice.  So it sounds more fun than it is—like so many things in life. But not like this puzzle!

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A crossword of mine appears Thursday, December 8, in the Los Angeles Times.

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Novel 263: Lady Georgiana Fullerton, Ellen Middleton (1844)

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A bad man manipulates a weak, fearful woman.

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Here is another novel by Fullerton (see Novel 019), again featuring a woman helplessly enmeshed in impossible dilemmas.

“It is . . . finely natural, discriminating in tracing the movements of the human heart, affording admirable contrasts, and being touchingly pathetic. . . .  The . . . author . . . passionately unfolds the wretchedness of a soul in mortal agony through doubt, uncertainty, crushing oppression, and irresistible despair.  It is, indeed, a tale of woe, with little or no relief; and all who do not shun the luxury of tears over the pictures of fiction will hasten to their delineation here by a pencil of the deepest interest and potent effect.  The finale is most affecting; and what precedes and makes it inevitable is yet more forcible.” Literary Gazette, May 11, 1844

Fullerton “has shown a depth of observation surprising in so young a writer; the power of sustaining a strong and simple interest; a taste for homely portraiture; and a wholesome contempt of the trival follies of what are called fashionable subjects.” Examiner, June 1, 1844

A contrasting view:

“This novel is the work of a clever and accomplished writer, possessed of considerable skill in the conduct of a story and the management of dialogue; and as such it cannot be read without some gratification.  Its grand defect is the almost unmitigated monotony of wretchedness pervading the tale of misery.  Its wearisome painfulness is not lessened by the purely constructive woes of its heroine; neither do the artful ingenuity and verisimilitude of the details hide the improbability of the main circumstances or the inconsistency of conduct in the principal persons. . . .  The vein of religious sentiment running through the work is out of place in a fiction not involving matters of creed and opinion. . . . The pathos is of a morbid larmoyante kind—disagreeable without being exciting.” Spectator, May 18, 1844

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Crossword 262: Remedial Reading

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We’ve mentioned before the benefits this website is designed to confer on elderly solvers, whose incipient dementia will be held at bay by the mental gymnastics it requires.  We haven’t, however, dwelt as much on its benefits for very young solvers, whose struggles at reading will be eased by the insight it provides into the inner workings of language and meaning.  In fact, every puzzle is subjected to intense review by two focus groups, one of 80-year-olds, one of 8-year-olds, and carefully shaped in response to their experience.  And that’s why four out of five geriatricians and nine out of ten pediatricians recommend this website.

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Novel 262: Edward Dutton Cook, Over Head and Ears (1868)

Helen Allingham, At the Cottage Door

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A wealthy solicitor’s son is secretly engaged to be married.

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Here is another clever and lively novel by Cook, for whom see Novels 040, 111, and 166.

“Much of the painting it contains is not inferior to Mr. Trollope’s. . . . The novel has scarcely any poor work in it, and no bad, trashy work.” Spectator, October 3, 1868

“Mr. Cook has done a new and somewhat daring thing” in his plot, and “has, moreover, achieved this new and somewhat daring thing in a style and with a completeness of success that . . . put him amongst our best living novelists.  This high praise is given . . . after cool reconsideration of the numerous merits of the story;  its skilful construction, uniform freshness and sprightliness of diction, wholesomeness of interest, and . . . the unconstrained humour of its somewhat superficial but thoroughly truthful delineations of character.” Athenaeum, October 10, 1868

A contrasting view:

“Mr. Cook stands just outside the circle of penny romanticists—one half-penny beyond them, so to speak. . .  It would be difficult to imagine a slighter story, yet Mr. Cook spins and spins with a hundred-spider power, and clothes the poor bit of plot in three volumes. . . . The thing is a literary cobweb. . .  one of the most vicious specimens of the porous, no-thinking, windy school of novelists that we have seen for many a day.   A course of such reading would in a few years materially increase the amount of national imbecility.” London Review, October 21, 1868

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Crossword 261: An Alphabetical Cavalcade of Crosswordese

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We conclude this website’s fifth year as we have concluded the other four—with a 21 x 21 “Cavalcade of Crosswordese” (see Crosswords 052, 104, 156, 208): a puzzle featuring words overused in crosswords because of their convenience to constructors, combined into hilariously unexpected phrases.  As if this weren’t enough to satisfy the most demanding solver (and of course it is), this year we’ve alphabetized the words in each phrase, and the phrases overall in the puzzle, a service that we alone, of all crossword constructors, have ever, to our knowledge, provided.

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Novel 261: Charlotte Yonge, Hopes and Fears (1860)

James Sant, Mary Fothergill and her children Richard and Mary

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A woman devotes her life to a former lover’s orphan children.

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Here is another novel by Yonge (see Novels 003, 053, 103, 155, 210) who, in the matter of character delineation, is, I will recklessly assert, the greatest of all novelists ever.

“Miss Yonge has . . . been remarkably successful in sustaining to the end the interest of the story, and we do not often meet with a novel in which it is less easy to predict beforehand what will become of each of the principal characters.” Literary Gazette, November 3, 1860

“The union of a chivalrous sense of honor with a keen perception of the ludicrous, and of dainty literary tastes with strictly High-Church principles, and the fondness alike for practical duties and errant fancies, seem as essential to the character of the author of ‘Hopes and Fears’ as to that of the heroine. Novel readers . . . will find the story full . . . of the same quiet humour and the same high moral principles” as all Yonge’s novels. North American Review, April, 1861

A constrasting view:

“Without the help of a genealogical tree, we are completely at a loss to understand the plot of the story, for we are carried through no less than four generations of one family, and are favoured with the history of all their relations, connexions and friends. Moreover . . . nearly every person mentioned in the book is known by a very unfair number of nicknames, which only makes confusion worse confounded. . . . The moral of the story seems to prove (whether intentionally or not we cannot say) that if children are duly instructed in religious principles, and receive a careful education they will probably turn out good-for-nothing, worthless characters; but if sufficiently neglected . . . there is every hope that they may ultimately become praiseworthy and valuable members of society, even, perhaps, zealous, hard-working High-Church clergymen.” Athenaeum, November 3, 1860

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Crossword 260: Double Duties

Edmund Blair Leighton, Duty

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Duty is an important value with us here at David Alfred Bywaters’s Crossword Cavalcade and Weekly Victorian Novel Recommender, as it was with the Victorians themselves; so this week’s puzzle, which concludes the website’s fifth year, is a cruciverbal Ode to Duty, just like Wordsworth’s, except that it’s a puzzle made up of crossed words rather than a poem..

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A crossword of mine appears today in the Wall Street Journal; another appears Friday, November 18, in the Los Angeles Times.

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Novel 260: William Edward Norris, Marcia (1890)

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A woman behaves badly as wife and mother.

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Here is another novel by the great W.E. Norris, for whom see Novels 002, 054, 104, 156, and 209.

“Few novelists of Mr. Norris’s fertility proceed from good to better.  But it is a fact that in Marcia he has reached what is so far his greatest effect in art. . . .  Never has Mr. Norris been in better form; never has he been so acute and observant; never has he employed his really admirable convention to better purpose. . . .  The style is smooth and equable without being monotonous and fatiguing, and almost every page contains some remark which, though it may not have the sting or the bite, has more than the veracity and charm, of most epigrams.” National Observer, December 20, 1890

“The book strikes us as one of the cleverest which Mr. Norris has yet produced, though, until towards the end, hardly the most agreeable.  The study of every-day people which it contains is so good as to be rendered painful during the first two volumes by its very excellence; for the men and women are so like to life, that they bring home to one the pettinesses and unworthinesses of human nature with disagreeable force. . . .  Fortunately, however, the third volume makes amends.” Spectator, January 17, 1891

A somewhat contrasting view:

It is “more readable than many of the current novels, but it is not up to the author’s standard.  It is dragged out by the introduction of a multitude of petty details which do not add to the interest of the story in the least.” San Francisco Chronicle, February 1, 1891

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Crossword 259: Results Are Trickling In

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Next Tuesday is Election Day here in the U.S.A.!  So here’s a puzzle for the occasion, as the polls close, and this candidate leads by that margin while we await those precincts, and the television personalities holler in front of their multi-colored maps, and the pundits speculate and explain, and the portentous election-day music plays, and the garish election-day graphics swirl, until the wise voter unplugs everything and retires to bed with a Victorian novel, content to read the results in tomorrow’s paper.

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Novel 259: Bithia Mary Croker, Married or Single? (1895)

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A boarding-school pupil-teacher, abandoned by her father and compromised by her jealous employer, is rescued by a poor young barrister.

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Here is another novel by Croker, for whom see Novels 013, 073, 129, and 183.

“Mrs. Croker is always a lively and spirited writer. . . .  There are passages of natural humour and also of pathos here to hold the reader’s attention.” Academy, January 8, 1896

Some more or less contrasting views:

“The human nature in the book is wrong from the beginning to end. . . .  But if you can get over the utterly false psychology, the bare outline of the tale as given here will show you that there is incident enough to make a lively story.” Bookman, February 1896

The heroine is in “a fine situation, possessing unlimited possibilities, possibilities which would weigh heavily on the mind of a conscientious young author; but they sit lightly on Mr. Croker, and he canters ahead untroubled by the claim of subtleties, for which we are grateful, judging his power from the display he makes of it in the story.  Mr. Croker writes in an undistinguished, not to say common, style, and the three volumes show no artistic merit whatever.  But he is not pretentious, and he is not dull, and though we are not dying to read another of his novels, we did read this one right through without wanting to stop.” Saturday Review, March 14, 1896

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Crossword 258: Ghostracized

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Why should ghosts be traditionally associated with aversion and fear?  I’d love to encounter one, and thereby disprove to myself the seeming probability of personal annihilation.  So if you know any ghosts, please send them my way; or at least try to gather and pass on to me any tips they might be willing to share as to posthumous survival.

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Novel 258, Mrs. Alfred Sidgwick, The Professor’s Legacy (1905)

George Goodwin Kilburne, A Young Woman at a Piano

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A wealthy English scientist is appointed guardian to his late German collaborator’s beautiful daughter, who is otherwise at the mercy of a scheming aunt.

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Here is another novel by Sidgwick (see Novels 082, 142, 200), vivid and well crafted as usual.

“Reticent and light of touch as our author is, you are never allowed to forget how deep are the depths of passion that lie beneath this humorous, shrewd surface-play.  ‘The Professor’s Legacy,’ in fact, is one of the most interesting and well-told novels of the season, and it should be one of the most popular.” Academy, October 28, 1905

“The tale is a good one in its quiet way, told with much humor and much excellent character study.  The scenes too, shifting from a German university town to a country place in England, afford an opportunity for varied pictures of life and manners.” New York Times, November 25, 1905

“Her sharply contrasted and clear-cut portraits of various social types are done with admirable verve.” Spectator, December 15, 1905

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Crossword 257: Unqualified

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We’ve been having more labor trouble here at David Alfred Bywaters’s Crossword Cavalcade and Weekly Victorian Novel Recommender.  The new hires are sadly unqualified.  One of them crossed the name of a little-known actor with the name of another little-known actor.  We had to “let him go.”  Another crossed a Star Wars character’s name with a Star Trek character’s name.  We fired her too.  But there’s only so much one scrappy little crossword maker can do.  The same kind of thing is happening everywhere. Standards throughout the industry have grown ever more lax, degrading the entire crossword labor pool.

And meanwhile, what about the millions of desperate solvers who have turned to crosswords as a last resort—to stave off dementia, or addiction, or trauma, or boredom?  We cannot fail them!  We need national standards, a system of certification and licensure, and a well-trained enforcement arm, and we need them now!

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Novel 257: Robert Grant, The Confessions of a Frivolous Girl (1880)

William Merritt Chase, Portrait of Miss Frances V. Earle

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A New York heiress is courted by various young men.

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Robert Grant (1852-1940) wrote some fifteen novels, of which the last appeared in 1931.  This was his first, a light-hearted representation of the sad quandaries facing a fashionable young woman of the period.

“Mr. Grant writes without affectation, and appears to know New York society well; his book is decidedly attractive and lively.” Athenaeum, October 29, 1881

“The naïve account which the young lady gives of her triumphs is exceedingly amusing. . . . Very lifelike and amusing are her incidental sketches of the four gentlemen who specially honour her by their preference.” Spectator, November 5, 1881

A contrasting view:

“It is a long time since we met with a book—if, indeed, this is not entirely by itself—which credited our fair American cousins with so much vulgarity and so many little petty intrigues.” Academy, February 26, 1881

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Crossword 256: Think Ahead

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Think ahead!  Don’t be caught unawares—plan for every contingency!  What about tomorrow, next year, ten years from now?  In twenty years, you’ll be twenty years older.  In seventy years, you’ll be seventy years older—or, probably, dead!  In two hundred years you and everybody who remembers you will be dead!  In five billion years the earth will be an empty cinder!

Well maybe, instead of thinking ahead, you should just do this crossword.

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A crossword of mine appears Monday, October 17, in Universal Crossword; another appears Thursday, October 20, in the Los Angeles Times.

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Novel 256: Lucy Clifford, The Dingy House at Kensington (1881)

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A virtuous young lady has two lovers and a miserly father.

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Sophia Lucy Jane Clifford turned to fiction to support herself after the death of her husband.  She published several successful novels under her married name (Mrs. W.K. Clifford); this one makes up for its lovers’-misunderstanding plot with its excellent style and interesting characters.

“Character forms the main interest. . . . Despite crude and ineffective passages, it repays perusal.” Spectator, October 29, 1881

“The chief charm of the tale lies in the character of the heroine, one of the most natural girls with whom recent fiction has made us acquainted. . . . The author possesses a lively style, keen observation, considerable powers of description, and a decided turn for epigram.” Athenaeum, November 11, 1881

The “chief incident on which the story turns is both feeble and improbable; but, for all that, The Dingy House at Kensington is a very good novel.” Saturday Review, December 17, 1881

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Crossword 255: New Replacements

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Does the phrase “new replacements” seem redundant to you?  It doesn’t to us here at David Alfred Bywaters’s Crossword Cavalcade and Weekly Victorian Novel Recommender!  A while ago some of our workers were threatening to form a union and bargain with us for a living wage.  We tried to explain that the annual earnings of the average crossword constructor wouldn’t keep a small dog alive through a mild winter—to no avail.  So of course we had to fire them all and hire replacements.  One of this new group did some research and discovered that we’d mentioned the NRA in some crosswords—not favorably, of course, but still.  They quit en masse, claiming they felt unsafe.  So now we’ve hired some new replacements.

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Novel 255: James Payn, A Confidential Agent (1880)

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A frustrated inventor is unhappy in his job as jeweler’s agent.

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Here is another novel by Payn (see Novels 011, 081, 211), who is as entertaining as ever.

Payn “relieves the artifice of his stories with a good deal of human nature, generally of the genial kind, and is gifted with humour of the irrepressible order.” Spectator, November 13, 1880

“Mr. Payn’s fertility of invention and freshness of style are wonderful.” Saturday Review, November 27, 1880

“A well contrived story, full of incident, and sufficiently intricate to mystify the reader.” Athenaeum, December 11, 1880

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Crossword 254: Seeking Adventure

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Are you seeking adventure, daring solver?  You’ve come to the right place!  You’ll find it in the attached puzzle!—that is, if  you redefine the word “seeking” (dividing it into two parts and interpreting the first part as a homophone), and apply the result to common phrases so as to arrive at new phrases having to do with things like carpet installation and insurance.  And if that doesn’t sound like adventure to you, well, maybe you haven’t come to the right place after all.

Speaking of C-kings, that’s the future Charles II at the knee of Charles I in this week’s painting; and here’s a timely bonus question for you: who is Charles II’s brother’s daughter’s cousin’s cousin’s second-cousin’s son’s grandson’s son’s brother’s niece’s son’s son’s son’s brother’s daughter’s eldest son?

(This week’s crossword, and the post introducing it, have been much improved by generous solver Charles Montpetit. Any genealogical miscalculations are, however, my own.)

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